Hi ya Dp,
following on from your blog re-cooking and Kp’s comments, I received a joke email from a friend. I’d go real womens way. ENJOY!!
Love
VD
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Delia Smith’s Cookery Advise:-
Delia’s Way 1
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
The Real Women’s Way 1
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God’s sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.
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Delia’s Way 2
To keep potatoes from budding, (I think that means stop from going off) place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
The Real Women’s Way 2
Buy Smash mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.
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Delia’s Way 3
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won’t be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
The Real Women’s Way 3
Tesco’s sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.
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Delia’s Way 4
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it’s still cooking, drop in a potato slice.
The Real Women’s Way 4
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that’s tough sh*t.
Please recite with me the Real Women’s motto: “I made it and you will eat it and I don’t care how bad it tastes.”
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Delia’s Way 5
Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep forever.
The Real Women’s Way 5
It could keep forever. I don’t eat it.
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Delia’s Way 6
Brush some beaten egg white over piecrust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
The Real Women’s Way 6
Sainsbury’s frozen pie directions do not include brushing any egg whites over the crust so I don’t do that.
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Delia’s Way 7
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
The Real Women’s Way 7
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of tequila. Drink the tequila. You might still have the headache, but who gives a sh*t?
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Delia’s Way 8
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
The Real Women’s Way 8
Go ask mister tight bum, cute legs, single neighbour to do it for you.
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And finally the most important tip …
Delia’s Way 9
Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
November 21st, 2005 at 9:55 pm
Never mind Knit one pearl one, hows about peel one, boil one, i.e. a vegetable. It’ll be good for both of you.
Oh god I feel like I’m going to be sending some blog receipes.
Kp what do you think to the following:
1. Sheperds pie – with cabbage + carrots
2. Spag bol – with salad
If you had said I would have cooked, freezed and left it with you both.
Knit one, pearl one, I’d love a long scarf Dp.
Cheers
Veronica (Ronnie)
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November 22nd, 2005 at 7:23 pm
Hi ya Dp,
following on from your blog re-cooking and Kp’s comments, I received a joke email from a friend. I’d go real womens way. ENJOY!!
Love
VD
XXXX
Delia Smith’s Cookery Advise:-
Delia’s Way 1
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
The Real Women’s Way 1
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God’s sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.
********************************
Delia’s Way 2
To keep potatoes from budding, (I think that means stop from going off) place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
The Real Women’s Way 2
Buy Smash mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.
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Delia’s Way 3
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won’t be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
The Real Women’s Way 3
Tesco’s sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.
********************************
Delia’s Way 4
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it’s still cooking, drop in a potato slice.
The Real Women’s Way 4
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that’s tough sh*t.
Please recite with me the Real Women’s motto: “I made it and you will eat it and I don’t care how bad it tastes.”
**********************************
Delia’s Way 5
Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep forever.
The Real Women’s Way 5
It could keep forever. I don’t eat it.
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Delia’s Way 6
Brush some beaten egg white over piecrust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
The Real Women’s Way 6
Sainsbury’s frozen pie directions do not include brushing any egg whites over the crust so I don’t do that.
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Delia’s Way 7
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
The Real Women’s Way 7
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of tequila. Drink the tequila. You might still have the headache, but who gives a sh*t?
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Delia’s Way 8
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
The Real Women’s Way 8
Go ask mister tight bum, cute legs, single neighbour to do it for you.
*******************************
And finally the most important tip …
Delia’s Way 9
Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
The Real Women’s Way
Leftover wine ?????
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