fantastic vid dp.unfortunately i wont be able to visit you and kp anymore.tonight i got a call from that famous hollywood producer,cubby cabbage,who has seen the online footage and wants to whisk me off to broadway[shops pallister park].so i must bid farewell to you both as i board the number 45 bus on route to stardom along side some bloke who looks good in a pair off tight trunks lots of love janexx
Hi
would love to chat to you all but my new mate Simon (you know who) has been calling me none stop, he said he’s not sure about the rest of the troop – (I told him they were only filling in as my mates from the Royal Ballet couldn’t make it)- but he reckons I’m ripe and ready for fame on his new show called “Give a dole waller a chance”. He has planned the show with Gordon Brown, to help reduce the number of people on the dole, therefore the rest of the Elf troop are now banned from progressing further in the competition. I will be having my first audition next Tuesday at Kingston Job Center, 10.00 a.m., Simon reckons it will be a breeze and Gordon’s really happy as he will no longer be required to pay me £60 per week.
Yippeee see you all after my press interviews.
P.S A last and final thank you to DP for exposing one of my many talents to the nation – but if you think you are going to be my Manager you have stiff competition with my mate Simon.
December 15th, 2008 at 1:19 am
hey KP and DP.
how the devil are you both…
just watched the ‘xmas vid’ and ive not belly laughted like that for a while….eeeee i love that im in step and even manage a cartwheel…hehehehehe…
will ring loopy in the morning and tell her to log on…she will wet herself..’tenna ladys’ at the ready….hehehehe or should that be ho ho ho…..
be in touch soon…
love Dippy debs.x
ps i’ve sent a copy to ‘Britains Got Talent ‘…so keep them pixie shoes polished…..
December 15th, 2008 at 1:21 am
opps…..
pps….
i love the steak pie hun….F.A.B… but next time…..send am invite that pie is far too big for just you two……
heheheheh
night night..
Dippy xxx
December 15th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
fantastic vid dp.unfortunately i wont be able to visit you and kp anymore.tonight i got a call from that famous hollywood producer,cubby cabbage,who has seen the online footage and wants to whisk me off to broadway[shops pallister park].so i must bid farewell to you both as i board the number 45 bus on route to stardom along side some bloke who looks good in a pair off tight trunks lots of love janexx
December 17th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Hi
would love to chat to you all but my new mate Simon (you know who) has been calling me none stop, he said he’s not sure about the rest of the troop – (I told him they were only filling in as my mates from the Royal Ballet couldn’t make it)- but he reckons I’m ripe and ready for fame on his new show called “Give a dole waller a chance”. He has planned the show with Gordon Brown, to help reduce the number of people on the dole, therefore the rest of the Elf troop are now banned from progressing further in the competition. I will be having my first audition next Tuesday at Kingston Job Center, 10.00 a.m., Simon reckons it will be a breeze and Gordon’s really happy as he will no longer be required to pay me £60 per week.
Yippeee see you all after my press interviews.
P.S A last and final thank you to DP for exposing one of my many talents to the nation – but if you think you are going to be my Manager you have stiff competition with my mate Simon.