WELL HAVE TO SAY WE BOTH HAD A TEAR OR TWO….WELL DONE YOU…( DP WERE YOU AS NERVOUS THIS TIME AROUND OR WAS IT A BREEZE)…LOL (MIND YOU CAN SEE LYDIA IS WITH ME .,…SPELLING IS UP TO SCRATCH…LOL)
NOW THEN LETS TALK HEAD WEAR…..CONDOMS ON THE HEAD….KP YOU STARTING A NEW TREND…AND DP…IS KENNETH WILLIAMS A MATE OF YOUR’S….LOL..CAMP…WE THOUGHT WE WERE AT BUTLINS…LOL

RED-COAT’S AT THE READY…LOL

HI-DI-HI CAMPER’S….FOCL…(FELL OF CHAIR LAUGHING)….

AS USUAL..THE ALCHOLO HAS BEEN INVOLOVED IN THIS UNITED BLOG……OOOOO….

MARIE TELL’S US THE SAUSAGE IS DISGUSTING WERE YOU ARE….SO HOW ABOUT LYDIA’S…POSH TOAD IN HOLE….DO YOU REMEMBER THE NIGHT YOU LOST YOUR VIGINITY AT LYD’S WITH YOUR FISRT SAUSAGE…LOL…FOR ALL THOSE WHO ARE THINKING ‘HOW RUDE’….IT HAPPENED..ASK KP….LOL

ANY SPELLING MISTAKES ARE DOWN TO THE PAIN-KILLER’S….AND OVERDOSE OF SNIFFING THE CORK…….WELL WHAT IS A GIRL TO DO…..IM ON THE PAIN-KILLERS…LYDIA HOWEVER HAS HAD TO LOOK TO ALTERNATIVE THERAPY DUE TO THE FACT THAT THE PAIN-KILLER’S THE DOCTOR GAVE…MAKES YOU FART………AND WELL…SHE CARNT BE HAVEING THAT…..I MEAN…SHE’D HAVE TO HAND HER NOTICE IN…..LOL
NO HIGH KICK’S FOR HER THEN….LOL

KAREN…IM EXAUGHSTED…ALL THIS LAUGHING AND NO FRESH AIR…LOL AND LYDIA ON THE PILL’S….

OK CHICK WE’L BE IN TO SEE YOU AS SOON AS….KEEP SMILEING AND FARTING….REMEMBER ITS BETTER OUT THAN IN….
LOVE YA LOADS…
CALAMITY AND TITTER’S…
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PS…THE PLATINUM CLUB HAS BEEN BROUGHT IN TO DIS-REPUTE DUE TO THE CHAIR-WOMAN’S ABSENCE…BOOZE FARTING AND FAG’S RULE…OK…LOL
SMILE CHICK COZ WE ARE…LOL

BRACE YA SELF EFFIE….HELP IS ON THE WAY DEAR…..LOL